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Pismire Productions
presents
A Say Uncle Entertainment
presentation of
An Attractive Nuisance Picture
THE ORACLE OF MAYO COVE
an eric doherty/reid stell movie
The inhabitants of the small coastal town in Washington State called Mayo Cove are all but walking dead. Hollowed out by a tragedy eight years before, which virtually destroyed them, they live beyond quiet desperation.
Mayo Cove’s teenagers are especially dysfunctional, each exhibiting his own personal handicap, while all belonging to a secret cult-like society that no one wants to talk about.
Mayo Cove is also the adopted home of a wildly popular though severely reclusive pop philosopher known as The Oracle. His monthly newsletter, The Naked Truth, is read my a million people worldwide and his fans search for him continuously. No one in town admits ever having seen him, though he somehow knows everything that goes on, as though he is constantly among them, yet invisible.
When a stranger named Lou, who claims to be just passing through, comes to town and immediately encounters The Oracle a transformation is triggered. The stranger is none other than the man everyone blames for the town’s moribund fate. He thinks he has come back for his family but his redemption is not so simple, and his future is actually being orchestrated by a little girl named Lulu.
DVD: $24.99
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Pismire Productions
presents
A Say Uncle Entertainment
presentation of
An Attractive Nuisance Picture
PENROSE
an eric doherty/reid stell movie
Music professor Rick Pollard is a stable, middle-aged family man with a predictable suburban life. A busy, if ordinary, teaching career seems to provide him just enough distraction from the ache of lost youth and soured dreams.
When he isn’t attending his daughters’ musical performances and sporting events or volunteering at the food bank, Rick enjoys the solitude of his remote beach cabin on Washington’s idyllic Puget Sound. His wife, Tina, can’t stomach the long drive so he usually goes alone—or so it would seem.
A string of break-ins at the cabin reveals secrets hidden beneath his tranquil façade. Against the advice of Rick’s friend, the local Sheriff, he hires Mick Staves, a sadistic backwoods vigilante to keep an eye on the place.
Enter Haywood Reynolds, a local from the wrong side of the tracks who grew up watching the gravy train pass him by. A botched citizen's arrest escalates to kidnapping, then to mayhem just as Rick’s poker buddies arrive: Milford Pope, an English professor and failed novelist; Chris Jamison, Rick’s best friend and conscience; Hackworth Spector, a retired Airborne Ranger; and Doug Emerson, Rick’s attorney.
One revelation leads to another after Gina Lawrence, Rick’s 20-year-old protégé, shows up to use the cabin for a bizarre drug deal. When an unlucky twist of fate uncovers Reynolds’ sinister side, his violent past catches up with him, and this odd assortment of characters turned bloodthirsty jury teeters at the brink of the unthinkable.
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Cast members and friends of Say Uncle Entertainment alike all wear this beautiful t-shirt proudly. The heavy gray 100% cotton tee goes with everything and is perfect for autograph collecting. We've distressed the black ink on the front because it looks cool. You get to distress the back, because you're cool. Available in any size you want as long as it's XL! All proceeds go toward our film festival entry fee fund. A worthy cause and a steal at only $14.99 + S&H!
Front Back
$14.99
And here's the limited edition Insiders Only "PENROSE" premiere t-shirt. This very exclusive design comes in XL only. Distressed black ink on faded avocado. Heavy 100% cotton. Gorgeous! And all proceeds go toward our film festival entry fee fund. A very worthy cause indeed!
Front Back
$24.99
$199.99
Yes, it's Dummerheads. Silly postcards without heads (until you put them on). Add yours or your friend's head to one of these nutty images and you have yourself a one-of-a kind postcard sure to brighten anyone's day. A fun party idea, a unique gift, and something no one has seen before!
The complete kid includes 8 headless postcards, a 27-exposure flash camera, scissors and tape. All for just $13.99 plus S&H. An amazingly fun value!
The pack of 8 assorted cards is impossibly affordable at just $5.00 plus S&H and just as fun as the complete kit, but in a slightly less complete way. Get some today!
Complete Kit 8-Pack Postcard Assortment
$13.99 $5.00
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